![]() Most men don't even realize that when they exaggerate the size of their penis-referring to it as "monstrous" or "dinosaurlike"-they are helping to keep alive the hidden truth of the strange and horny beasts we know as dinosaurs.Some time ago, I made up this conversation between Shem and Nimrod to exemplify the point that facts about the Flood are so distorted starting with the Epic of Gilgamesh. While very few accurate descriptions of these creatures have existed into present times, we can be pleased to learn that awareness of them has propagated generationally in our culture. Dinosaurs were, in essence, not much more than a massive collection of penises (penii) under a thick skin. Perverted readers may recognize that this mechanism is similar to what happens in the male penis. By alternating which muscles were engorged in the correct sequence, a very effective locomotion and rudimentary skeletal structure was achieved. ![]() Real dinosaurs, as any enlightened paleontologist-or bone doctor, as they prefer to be called-will tell you, were able to stand erect by engorging selected muscles with blood, making the once flaccid limb rigid. But keep in mind that dinosaurs don't actually have bones-the whole dinosaurs had bones thing is all an elaborate hoax planned for His own divine amusement. You may wonder why we find no bones from dinosaurs from this era, and rightly so. Submitted for translation by Yasir_Arsanukaev Перевод "The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (continued)". ![]() Released in March 2006 by Villard Books, The Gospel elaborates on Pastafarian beliefs established in the open letter. After Henderson posted the letter on his website, it became an internet phenomenon and was featured in many large newspapers, which caught the attention of book publishers. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was created by Bobby Henderson in an open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education in which he parodied the concept of intelligent design. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a satirical book written by Bobby Henderson that embodies the main beliefs of the parody religion the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism. ![]()
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